stumpjumper

In old Colonial south, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and other states where female Mules and Mare's were used for field work the young men tending these farm animals would often find a suitable height stump around the edge of the field they were working and back the animal up to their penis and give it a good flogging. These young men far removed from female companionship would take large melons and gourds from the field and cut a small hole in the vegetable into which they would insert their penis and have sex with the still sun warmed vegetable.

Ole Jimmy, Hell that boy is a stumpjumper. His momma caught the old mare backed up to him last week when the morning fog suddenly lifted off of the bean field.

You show dont want to eat no watermelons that Bobby Lee offers you. His daddy caught him up in the hay loft with a big ole striped watermelon the other day, he was laying into that poor old watermelon like a damn buck rabbit on a doe, Pluck! Went his dingus when his daddy started screaming!

by Tractorshaft August 11, 2007

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003

Slump Busting

When you havent gotten laid in forever, and you wind up taking home the first piece of ass you can. (Can be on purpose or by accident)

"Dude, i havent gotten laid in forever, wanna go slump busting with me tonite?"

by S.Wan February 19, 2009

Slumpbuster

Any person that ends another person's long spell of sexual inactivity.
*does not apply to virgins

Guy at Party: "Hey man, are you two together"
Guy previously in Slump: "No way dude, she's merely a slumpbuster."

by Jack McFadden September 1, 2006

Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011

Stumple

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

by keefington January 27, 2009

Scump

The mix between a simp and a cuck, but not exactly being pin pointed to either. Aka idubbbz

I know you're a scump, so send me her onlyfans my dude.
You're dude: No problem, it's just a pussy.

by That rising sun civic guy May 16, 2020