State Champion

The member of a state winning sports team who sat the bench the whole time.

Dylan- "Hey. Did you know I'm a state champion."

Keagan- "Didn't you sit the bench the whole time."

Dylan- "..."

by Dpcoop12 June 11, 2019

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

dope state

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

by stuartc1 February 5, 2018

States of matter

Poop pee and fart. YEET

a states of matter.

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020

purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wayang Doll November 7, 2006

NC State

1. A so-called university in Raleigh, NC that specializes in degrees such as farming, tractor repiar, and bovine castration.

2. Serves as a fall-back to students not smart enough to get into thier local community college.

3. Best known for pretending to have a rivalry with the University of National Champions, aka UNC.

4. A place that FFA members have wet dreams about

5. A school where the cheerleaders have utters and bells around thier necks

"Where did you go to college, bro?"
"NC State"
"Why?"
"I failed out of Wake Tech"

by Stinger6 May 25, 2013

State police

A dick who just wants to give out tickets to compensate for his small weener.

That dick state police officer me a ticket for driving the speed limit because his wee wee is small.

by Fill magroin June 13, 2019