Squirrel Man 

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life

The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters

Squirrel Man by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

squirrel necklace

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.

He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!

squirrel necklace by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021

Squirrel woman 

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

Squirrel woman by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Squirrel Hunter 

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

Squirrel Hunter by blaytard November 2, 2021

Squirrel Puffin 

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

Squirrel Puffin by IIT41II November 5, 2021

Squirrel fart 

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

Squirrel fart by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

squirrel trap 

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit

Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap

squirrel trap by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022