Spiritual Masturbation

When an individual subscribing to a particular religion boasts about their good deeds, charitable donations, and seeming-selfless acts in an attempt to be recognised as a more “god-like” person, or “doing god’s work”. Sometimes at the expense of embarrassment and humiliation to the recipient of the giver’s self-serving “generosity”.

Could be Similar and related to “virtue signaling” “white savior complex”

Examples of Occurrence:
“Yah so I was in Costa Rica setting up these churches to provide food to starving children and….
Did I tell you that I bought a house for John? Man he just really needs a hand-up right now and I’m blessed to be the hands and feet of Jesus… His drug addiction has just really flipped his life upside down.”

“We mobilised like 20 people to get her moved

In with a new baby crib and kids stuff that same weekend. Her boyfriend beats on her and she got pregnant really young so has been living hand-to-fist. We invited her to church Sunday!”

Every time I meet with that guy, he just spiritually masturbates the entire time. Never shuts up about all the good deeds he does for down-and-outs. Really personal information too.

It seems like everyone from that church is addicted to spiritual masturbation.

by PerMyLastEmail April 22, 2022

Spiritual Pressure

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

by not judah November 21, 2022

Spirits in the Material World

Oh!
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Our so called leaders speak
With words they try to jail ya
They subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Where does the answer lie?
Living from day to day

If it's something we can't buy
There must be another way
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world

by Death Menace December 19, 2022

Anime Spirit

Anime spirit is the overly optimistic sense of duty that anime nerds rely on after failure. Upon drawing from anime spirit the recipients willpower is enhanced and they keep on trying until they succeed, or until their will is broken.

"That's the anime spirit"

by QtheLegoBrick April 15, 2015

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

hindred spirits

Two people, each feeling the other as a soulmate, neither able to see how they hold each other back.

Tom had stopped playing the guitar, Susie had dropped out of school, so happy to have found each other that they wanted nothing more than to be together, and all their friends could see they were hindred spirits.

by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020

SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)

An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.

Mark: Wanna have an SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)?
Jacob: Yeah bro I’m down

by monkepigeonspeed June 20, 2022