by tmariee March 05, 2008
When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
by BBlanc March 16, 2009
when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"
speed dating is for wankers.
by dude January 21, 2004
A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 21, 2016
A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.
The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!
by San December 11, 2004
when you snort a rail of cocaine and then snort a rail of crystal meth immediately afterwards (or vice versa). A speed rail can also be when you chop up the cocaine and crystal meth at the same time and mix them together to create one fat rail that is comprised of both cocaine and crystal.
by Isak August 16, 2004
by MoistDankSauce July 16, 2015