shmoofer

Slang term for clothing iron

That bitch hit me with the god damn shmoofer!

by Frostytip June 18, 2024

smoochatoodlenoodlefoodleloodle

wet kiss your partner in the mouth for 7 seconds

come here bae and give me a smoochatoodlenoodlefoodleloodle

by fantasylandexpedition5 July 2, 2024

scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.

What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!

by Boltotron September 17, 2024

smooaf

Slang: To be effortlessly smooth, confident, and cool in any situation. A combination of "smooth" and "as fuck," used to describe someone whose charisma and actions are impressively slick.

Person 1: "Did you see how Brad handled that meeting? No stutters, no hesitation—just straight-up owned the room."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."

by MysterThomas September 25, 2024

smoochaloomptious

is used to describe something that is worthy of smooching because of how beautiful and mouth watering it looks

that girl looks so smoochaloomptious

by gritterth January 5, 2025

Smooble

A creature so great, and so fabulous, it's like they were sent by god himself, particularly ones that are orange, tripodal, and look like they were made by someone on spore in 5 seconds right before New Year's eve.

that's a REAL smooble right there, praise all to smooble!!

by Paranoid_Chimera March 19, 2025

Smooching

The act of transferring semen from one’s male genitalia to another’s while each tip is in contact with the other.

Those two guys were smooching in the washroom just now

by SSJSmoochum March 26, 2025