smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017

smash broth

When the sexual fluids (E.g. ejaculate, sweat, saliva) intermingle after a hardcore pounding.

Sorry, I seem to have corrupted your bedsheets with our smash broth

by Mute Harlequin April 22, 2017

Smash Up

Another word for orgy

Bro, that was a nasty "smash up " last night.

by tacosnatch May 9, 2017

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.

"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."

by wan2thedon23 June 29, 2017

smash sauce

When you smash a girl and cum

I gave that b**** some smash sauce last night, bro!

by whatnightmar3 August 7, 2017