plain-sewing

According to the Oxford Dictionaries: "(2) Slang , a sexual activity of homosexuals involving mutual masturbation." According to Fintan O'Toole's review of Edward Mendelson's "Complete Works of W.H. Auden" (vols. V and VI) in the New York Review of Books of Oct. 22, 2015, the expression was used by W.H. Auden in his essay on J.R. Ackerley's memoir, "My Father and Myself". Auden made it into the OED with two citations (for first use in print) from this essay of his, for "plain-sewing" and for "Princeton-First-Year", which means frottage, or rubbing, generally. Using the hyphen better distinguishes the expression from its main usage, that is, to refer to simple sewing.

Bruce and Wayne started with just a little plain-sewing in the shower, but then quickly threw themselves into bed and gave it everything they had.

by AlienAl April 18, 2025

The brotherhood of the schwing

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.

dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.

You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.

awww. =(

by daniel at CDS December 14, 2008

Acting the Shling

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"

Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.

by Shling May 11, 2008

Miff and Shmingle

1.a phrase used to express elation and 2.a common mis-hearing of a line in a popular song

miff and shmingle! I've won a plastic troll in an MTV competition

by thecheesemaestro April 11, 2010

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Shit on a Shingle

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019