santa claus

A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).

If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.

by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

Santa Claus

While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".

I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!

by Wave Esther Nails February 2, 2010

Banter Santa

Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter

That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa

by lewis stanmore December 4, 2014

Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

Santa Beard

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004