salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

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satans silly string

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.

dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.

by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009

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salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.

Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.

by Jrubadub September 8, 2011