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Russian Crushin

One who crushes Russians, preferably sexually.
Andrew: What were you doing in that physics room?

Phil: Ummmm nothing...

Andrew: You were Russian Crushin!
by therussian_crusher June 4, 2011
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Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs
I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!
by 6DADADA June 24, 2009
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Russian tattoo

when a girl is sucking your cock, take it out of her mouth and smack her in the face with it!!!!
I gave that bitch a Russian tattoo lastnight
by horsecock September 11, 2003
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Russelled

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
by WIZZAARD August 1, 2008
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Pull A Russian

To oversleep an exam.

Most used when one oversleeps an AP exam.

Dates back to Thursday, May 7, 2009, when a student at East Meadow High School, who will be known only as "Russian", overslept the AP English Literature and Composition exam.
Origin of the Term

Kid 1: Hey how was the AP Lit exam?

Kid 2: It was so easy! There wasn't even a poem, and the essays were incredibly easy! Probably, the easiest in years! It's a shame about Russian though.

Kid 1: What'd Russian do?

Kid 2: He overslept and wasn't allowed into the exam room. No doubt that the make up exam will be much more difficult.

Thus, the term to "Pull A Russian" was born.
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Russian

People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.
-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.
by People Who Know Better May 14, 2011
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Kurt Russell

A fictional actor who exclusively stars in movies directed by filmmaker John Carpenter. His real name is Snake Plissken.
Fanboy 1 - "Hey man, I herd Kurt Russell will be playing in John Carpenters new gig."
Fanboy 2 - "You mean SNAKE PLISSKEN is starring in the new Carpenter scifi-horror!"
by jojojack August 3, 2009
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