by neatboy March 26, 2011
Get the redneck russianmug. Guy 1: where we droppin boys?
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022
Get the Russian Microphonemug. A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.
Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."
by EZ-D April 14, 2011
Get the Poopy Russianmug. usually a term for a jewish man who usually disregards the rules of the old schmool. he usually sneaks snacks on yon kippur and eats cheeseburgers and bacon along with various non kosher delicasies. you may refer to him as the non jewish yet jewish renaissance man. he also has quite a big schlong.
by jaybeezy1234321234 October 11, 2009
Get the russian raphmug. Doing something stupid; an outrageous act of stupidity. Any video from Russia captured on a potato camera.
Person: So I was playing with fire and decided that wasn't dangerous enough. So I used a piece of glass as a hot plate and started boiling candle wax! The glass, not made for such heat, exploded sending red hot pieces of shrapnel glass and boiling wax, all over me!
Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.
Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.
by Hospitaltality February 8, 2015
Get the Act of Russianmug. 1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
by INVISIBOWL. April 15, 2011
Get the Russian macaronimug. Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003
Get the Hairy Russianmug.