Irish Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs the arm which is not partaking in the masturbation process and rubs it.

Joe gave Xav an Irish Rudder. He was trying to give a Dutch Rudder but that's typical of Joe.

by fishcat123 September 21, 2011

rudehouse

Someone who is acting particularly rude or mean.

Stop hitting me you rudehouse!

by Anonymous April 29, 2004

rudder person

1. A cooler version of a Skippy.
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. highly skilled and attentive person on a sailboat

The rudder person steered the boat to victory.

Captain Johnny B. - 4 Time Winner of the Alaskan Pursuit
Captain Longbeard - Fisherman extradinaire (Owner of Big Bass Fishing Co.)

by Carly DeFalco December 13, 2007

rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008

rude-diculous

Something that is both rude and utterly ridiculous.

"I can't repeat those rap lyrics in mixed company because they're so rude-diculous."

by alderac July 30, 2009

ruded

Via BBM. When someone reads a BBM you've sent and doesn't respond.

Mike saw the message I sent and def ruded me. That bastard.

by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011