Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018

Root

Scottish slang for shit

Is it just me, or does the new season armour look root?

by TinyTadpole December 15, 2019

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.

I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.

by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022

ROOTS

a bigger turd/shit than a dirt snake ...aka massive explosive diarrhea

"Dude, I just made a dirt snake"...."No bro that is nothing compared to the ROOTS I had from the taco bell

I ate!"

by linda2000 March 10, 2021

Root

Beer pong

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"

by penispopper123 January 20, 2013

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018