roach

A very creepy guy. The kind of sleazy, dirty guy who is probably a druggie, likely has a criminal record, and shamelessly hits on anything with a vagina in the rudest way possible.

Creeper: Hey! You girls are looking fine. I could take all three of you in bed.
You: Ew, what a roach.

by IAmGlenCoco February 26, 2010

moon roach

A afircan-hispanic persion that stays out all night and plays white noise out of their car.

3:00 am... Treyvon Hernandez is playing white noise again, what a Moon Roach.

by NBKiller November 9, 2013

Roach

To hit someone so hard that he lands flat on his back with his arms and legs curled up. This refers to the way a dead roach looks; if you can picture that, you know what a person looks like who's been "roached."

Man, Martin totally roached that linebacker two plays ago. That dude didn't get up for two minutes.

by Craig56 May 17, 2007

roach

A junker car, one you run into the ground rather than putting any money into repairs.

"man, that dude is trailer trash, always driving around in a roach."

by jafafa August 1, 2006

roach

to take someone's girlfriend, or have someone ask a girl out before you get the chance.

Slang from the Bahamas

I can't believe Tom roached me.
Tom pulled a roach on me

by DRaYphLy January 2, 2008

roach

A junker car, one you run into the ground rather than putting any money into repairs.

"man, that dude is trailer trash, always driving around in a roach."

by jafafa August 1, 2006

roach

Cannabis, particularly when in a smoking-ready form (dried weed, bowls, joints, etc).

"Man, let's go score some roach and fry ourselves silly!"

by MAGGALO January 13, 2004