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schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.
Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "
by Reila February 24, 2022
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21+ Age Restriction

A reason someone may give you, typically a guy, of why they cannot call you their S/O, mainly when you are at least 18 but younger than 21 while they are 21 or older. The reality is that at the age of 18 in the US an individual is legally free to make their own decisions about who they want to date as long as the person is 18 or older, and the reason someone may try to tell you otherwise can be one of several reasons:
1. They for whatever reason really do believe otherwise and if you try to convince them that isn't true it could come off to them as being pushy
2. They think you are lying about your age and are secretly under 18
3. The concept of older people dating people between the ages of 18-20 is looked down upon because it is believed that people ages 18-20 are immature, more vulnerable, and can be easily influenced and manipulated by older people
4. They don't like you that way and they're trying to make up a lie to not hurt your feelings
5. They do like you that way but they're afraid for some reason of commitment or falling in love with someone when they have been hurt before and afraid they will get hurt
6. They're afraid they might hurt you
7. They are a player and trying to play games with your emotions and string you along because it satisfies them but their ego is too big to actually like you or want to date you
"What is the biggest BS someone has tried to get you to believe?
The 21+ age restriction for dating!"
by MyCrushDoesn'tKnowBut... October 6, 2020
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Still At the Restaurant

When someone still has lingering attachments to their ex.

Derived from the Taylor Swift song, "right where you left me" where she sings about her ex lover leaving her at the restaurant.
"I think I'm still at the restaurant."

"But you guys have been broken up for a year!"

"There was just something special."
by soopergup September 24, 2023
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Restupudiculame

Restupudiculame: Said by Sarah Silverman on the SSP.

Means: rediculous, stupid, and lame.
Foxworth: Did you hear Mrs. Puggins lecture today?

Brouggthsworth: Yeah! It was so restupudiculame!!! And whats worse, is now we have a five-hundred paragraph essay due tomorrow!

Foxworth: Thats effen restupudiculame!!!
by Shmernik December 19, 2008
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Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.
That server has resting weeds face
by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
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resting rape face

When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.
Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "

John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017
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resting GWB face

A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.

Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
"Wow, Vlad sure has gotten a bad case of resting GWB face
by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 4, 2022
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