retard DNA

a disaster, something that goes wrong, failure in general. Stems from the fact DNA of retarded people is a genetic train wreck.

Guy 1: Man, my car got wrecked yesterday
Guy 2: That's total retard DNA, man.

by TheVoiceOfReason May 13, 2006

retard

a stupid person.

You are a retard.

by tan-latina:) February 26, 2010

preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

ok retard

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

by byron August 3, 2004

retard strength

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

by wil begley May 17, 2007

Retard

Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner

Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard

by loomy July 29, 2020