Real knocker

When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.

Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker

by High school Pimp January 18, 2022

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Crafti real

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by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

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real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

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A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023

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