how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...

freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true

by your local department April 6, 2022

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.

Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.

by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

“Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

Reading Coperehension Effect

when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit

Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover

by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025

Read Me

Read Me most of the time means there are something you should read . . .

You: Heeeeeey, Why dosnt you guys have x?
Me: You should maybe read the "Read Me" before asking?

by TeamAlert April 9, 2020