A random or unimportant person who happens to be very eager to reductio you, especially as an unwanted or irrelevant interjection.
A: “Uhm.. Yeah, I can reductio your position down to a position that all possible worlds are equal so long as one hypothetical universe with one hen and two farmers who are very happ…”
B: “Please shut up, reductio randy”
B: “Please shut up, reductio randy”
by Charli Burger December 17, 2023
Get the Reductio Randy mug.Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018
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Get the Pulled a Randy mug.A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.
Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
by rannedy March 15, 2016
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Get the randy vergel de dios mug.When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.
by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Randy mug.A name of greatness. In Urban Legend it is said, if you want your child to be GREAT! Name them Randy. If you want your child to be twice as great, name them Randy Randy. And, finally, if you want your child to be Thrice Great, name them Randy Randy Randy.
My name is Randy. It's not short for anything. My parents were into the RAND research foundation's iPhone app so they added a "Y" to the end of it.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
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