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Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see
Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p
by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021
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reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.
I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!
by jawaid man March 3, 2009
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roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
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Read

A Thing that people don’t do anymore ever since TikTok was invented and everyone lost all their brain cells
Person A: Hey dude want to read a book?
Person B: Go away I’m busy doing literally anything else
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Readmug.

how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...
freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
by your local department April 6, 2022
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Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
mugGet the Half Readmug.

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping
I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
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