pottysquating

Sitting on the toilet for an hour after pooing, peeing at least every 5 minutes.

someone who unlawfully occupies a bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time.

"Killy, what were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
"I was going to poopsterbate, but decided pottysquating was better."

by P00pooplata January 27, 2014

potty thug

Potty thug: Talking crap to people while you are using the restroom at work and then not responding. - Lady

Person one: why isn't Dave responding anymore.

Person two: that potty thug probably had to go back to work, what an ass.

Dave: I hate you guys!

by TheInfluence July 9, 2015

potty fuck

Committing the act of anal sex through a device know as the "Bitter Shitter", a toilet with the pipes removed, leaving just enough of a gap for an erect penis or sex toy.

Woah Wendy, thats was a sweet potty fuck! Please give me another!

by MegaMuncher October 1, 2015

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016

Petty Thug

A minor thug. Like some insignificant thug that isn't too harsh of a gangster/criminal!

Yo that n**** just be a straight up petty thug, he aint a GANGSTAH!

by 420blazeitfgtt June 13, 2016

Pettycillin

When you petty and that person fucks up and revives you.

Tim petty toward Bob made him call in sick to work to have Bob work by himself. Tim gets a call bob was fired. So tim got a pettycillin shot and felt better.

by Sana chan September 8, 2016

potty radar

When you're getting closer and closer to home (your toilet) and you have to poop more and more. Your radar is up

Omg I have such bad potty radar right now.

by Pogoobean March 21, 2017