Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.

D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

by P. Ennis July 30, 2019

Pussy Bottom

A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

DeShawn was the the biggest pussy-hound out here til he went down for seven years on an assault beef. Once he tapped his first Pussy Bottom in prison though, he never even thought about goin up in a woman's snatch again.

by BxMuscle June 12, 2013

Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

by christian luyando February 14, 2009

Viral pussy hoe

A common phrase utilised by Broward County and it's inhabitants, most commonly Ski Mask The Slump God and xxxtentacion

Viral Pussy Hoe! Aye!

by 6stars July 18, 2018

pussy went platinum

The condition in which a young woman of high virtue discovers the exultation of sex and becomes uncontrollably promiscuous. She, in turn, goes "platinum", as in records that sell one million copies.

"She was a nice girl, but after I hit that, the pussy went platinum!"

by zacharaaay May 28, 2007