When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*
Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
Randy 2: I hate you.
*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*
Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
Randy 2: I hate you.
*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*
Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
by BK Randy Scrandy August 20, 2011

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you
Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
by Corbonnn April 13, 2022

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
by 69 guy May 9, 2009

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.
by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019
