posers

Just about everyone these days.
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If you don't know what the "real" definition is then you are one.In other words everybody here,lol.

A poser is someone who doesn't know the "real" definition of the word poser.You're all posers,lol.
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Only the cool,real "old-school" people will get this post and vote thumbs up!

by try hard you retards September 25, 2005

Poseta

The Brazillian word for pussy.

I like to eat poseta.

by Sean November 10, 2003

poser goth dike

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

posers

The biggest poser is the one who walks around calling everyone else a poser

posers punk: "dude greenday is so fake, listen to the casualties..i bet you dont even know anything about anarchy"

greenday kid "yes sir i will go out and listen to the casualties and one day become just as lame as you"

they have the arguement while the actaul punk goes to a local show and enjoys himself

by TribalSkull078 August 18, 2007

poser anarchist

Someone, normally suburban middle-class teenagers or students, who thinks anarchism is a good idea because its 'anti-capitalist'. If these kids knew a damn thing about capitalism they'd know what laissez-faire was and that the idea of a society which completely depends on survival of the fittest and most intelligent and with no boundaries to their actions (bad aswell as good) would be pure-capitalism.

Any anarchist who isn't also a nihlist is a poser anarchist.

by Leslie Andrew January 4, 2007

Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

Poose

a male friend who gets female tendencies such as whining, mood swings, easily irritated, etc...

"bro, its not a big deal. stop being such a poose....

by jeff bentz November 23, 2007