crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

cancer of the prick

When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.

"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"

by Lefty 2 guns May 13, 2005

prickle

pickle.
pickle cucumber

"Can I get the number 2 with out prickles, and a Sprite?

by Mansonite4life May 24, 2005

Self Conceided Prick

Someone who puts a song on an album describing his emotion for a girl which emphasizes how great he is.

Man 1: Put songs on that album that are about her and how you feel towards her, you know?

Man 2: Oh. So like the song "Lucky You"?

Man: Wow. You Self Conceided Prick!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

prick ass ho bitch

Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.

Krystopher DeSimone.

by max March 7, 2005

Chick Prick

When your girlfriend FORCES you to watch lots of chick flicks and is being a bitch about it.

GUY A: Dude, I am so tired... I was up all night with my girlfriend because she made me have a chick flick marathon with her... It sucked so bad!
GUY B: She sounds like a total Chick Prick

by RACHELyogibear April 5, 2011

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013