Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

Theo Pokorny

little smal poeple from sweden.

I have an Theo Pokorny at home...

by Omegabattlepig June 3, 2011

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016

pentium poor

Used to describe a player that experiences frequent FPS drops and lag due to a cheap low end PC

Etymology: From Intel's Pentium processor series (low end processors of Intel) + poor

You are really a Pentium poor with that PC

by Rektz October 5, 2019

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

Poor sweet bug

This is a term used when a bug that is in distress is sweet

Stop putting sand on that poor sweet bug.

by Lukey May 23, 2003

poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009