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Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.
(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!
by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019
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Patrick

Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.
I love Patrick, he is the best un-boyfriend ever.
by iiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaayyyyyyy February 25, 2019
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Patrick Bowl

This is a overly massive bowl load put into a glass pipe that if not careful will spill out into the neck or out the hole.

A bowl that you cannot 10 and 2 with rather 11 and 1 o’clock.
God damn, that pipe went around forever. Yeah someone loaded a Patrick bowl!
by Dowdy_the BBL March 1, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a hands down sexy beast and most of the time has a 7 to 8 inch cock. A Lot of the time is a amazing love mate and can fuck your brains out. Patrick can be an amazing guy to start and life/love life with. He trys to date people with the names Sara or shaelyn but thay dont want to admit that thay will fall for im.
Shaelyn did you see Patricks big cock last night
by PatrickIsNotGay March 22, 2019
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Patrick

Lord of the universe savior of all demons killer of all light and murderer of humans married to the goddess of death he's extremely handsome and his penis is the size of the statue of liberty he uses it to rape girls and destroy buildings
Did you see Patrick he was destroying buildings with his penis
by Carrie13245 June 6, 2019
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patrick sawyer

Some Liberian idiot who decided to bring the Ebola virus into Nigeria.
Damn, fuck that Patrick Sawyer nigga from Liberia. Thank goodness new dead
by 1ftpenus July 15, 2019
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Patrick

A Guy who is smart and gay who like a girl name Risa
And Really annoying
Don't be gay like patrick
by WALETHEGAY March 31, 2019
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