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Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020
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Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but In due time, she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She also doesn't know how special she is. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you liked, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. Sometimes if you see her, you want to drop everything your doing at the moment to spend time with her. She just has a special charm that nobody else really has. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker. People don't know just how special a Parker is until she opens up, you just need to give her that time. Parker's are usually very good at self improvement, which will most likely rub off on others she's friends with. She is also modest.
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."
by Parsbiggestfan420 June 5, 2024
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Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
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Ruby Parker

Hello Sam, Have you met Ruby Parker?
by Big Rookers June 9, 2023
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parker kenny

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you
Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny

Girl 2: You should go to parker
by PSK March 12, 2015
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Parker Reynolds

Hey parker Reynolds, good luck at shotwell
by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 2, 2018
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Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.
Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020
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