Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 8, 2008

Parker

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

by Macy bradford November 26, 2017

falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003

donkey parker

a poor man that created his own style

man you hit that chika donkey parker style!!

by fakeymcgraffenstien October 26, 2007

Parbery

Parbery is a word that represents gods amongst men if you inhabit this as a first,middle of last name you are simply an amazing,sexy and funny person, all girls/boys love you and you are the most famous and most popular person in the world. You are a king

Woah Aidan parbery is sexy. I wish I was like him

by anonymous November 22, 2021

parkerooting

shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"

aww dude you know what sounds really fun?
whats that?
ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...

by waxonwaxoff September 3, 2007