two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021
Get the gay panicmug. 
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
Get the Panic!mug. What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?
Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"
Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho
Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)
Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)
Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.
Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho
Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)
Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)
Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.
by Noticer64 January 30, 2025
Get the Moral Panicmug. 1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
Get the panic parkourmug. 
by Heyghouls November 3, 2019
Get the Panic attackmug.