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Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.
I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer
by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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Accounts Prayable

The polite corporate euphemism for “we’re broke, but let’s pretend we’re still solvent.” Refers to the mystical stage of cash-flow crisis where “Accounts Payable” becomes “Accounts Prayable,” as in, pray the suppliers don’t notice, pray the bank transfers clear, pray payroll hits.
When your CFO puts a charitable donation box outside his office, you know your company’s officially in Accounts Prayable mode.
by Alien Adenoid October 14, 2025
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hophead's prayer

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!
big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
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stuff and pray

When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.
I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.
by Tilt22 December 21, 2012
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