Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics

by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic

A form of object that can be formed into anything.

Boy: Barbie is so hot i wish i could hit that

Girl: bitch please she just got plastic surgery, those boobs and that ass are fake.

by wetAss_pussy April 17, 2021

Plastic

Kim Kardashian

TIM: hey man guess what

Joe: what

TIM: I just smashed some plastic

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

Plastic

Kim Kardashian

JIM: Guess what I smashed some plastic last night
JOE: nice

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon of a toy's plastic decomposing and becoming brittle to the point of shattering or crumbling under minimal-stress conditions.The term comes from Transformers fandom,referencing G2 Electro toy,but it's appliable to every other toyline.The main couse of GPS is unknown,but it's thought that certain plastics weren't mixed as well as others, possibly because of the metallic pigment or colouring, so they break down more quickly.

My G1 BlackZarak probably a victim of Gold Plastic Syndrome.It shattered before even transform him.

by ECWWCWWWF July 6, 2022