"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
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"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
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"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."
by dhun March 30, 2015
Get the play stupidmug. A play designed in a videogame that guarantees instant scoring in less than 10 seconds, leaving the opponent helpless and frustrated. Oftentimes employed in Madden football games when receivers line up in "Hail Mary" or "All Streaks" formation.
"Matt was beating Ram 17-0 in Madden 99 until Ram started using jew plays and running up the score to 77-17."
by Willa Zea April 12, 2005
Get the Jew Playmug. An online game in which you must pay in order to play. Also refeared to as "P2P", not to be confused with Peer To Peer
by James Hickey March 30, 2004
Get the Pay to Playmug. a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.
Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."
Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."
Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."
Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."
Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008
Get the playing weightmug. When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.
Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.
by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005
Get the playing plinkomug. The light play in my home was beautiful this evening - it danced on the walls and skipped along my crystal vases, casting magnificent prisms this way and that.
by bennywebs12 February 21, 2017
Get the light playmug. by Live like you're dying December 23, 2016
Get the fire playmug.