The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022
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by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
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by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019
Get the phone pp mug.This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.
BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.
JT: She probably got that phone neck.
JT: She probably got that phone neck.
by jotahu July 20, 2017
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It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
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Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
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