A Parker is a a rude, arrogant , and a perverthe will try to be manipulating and will try to control you and has a way to high of an ego and will most likely commit a crime.
Person 1: Hey do you know who that is.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.
by One out of billions of humans December 31, 2019
Get the Parkermug. 1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018
Get the eddie parkermug. Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................
Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****
And if you're her special guy you're really lucky
Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****
And if you're her special guy you're really lucky
by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019
Get the Parkermug. dany is parker's biggest fan!
by busbys January 2, 2021
Get the parker's biggest fanmug. 
Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D
by ijustatemypoop1 May 14, 2022
Get the parker sieckmug.