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rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010
mugGet the rats on the trackmug.

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.
by Diss God September 1, 2017
mugGet the shit diss trackmug.

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack
Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.
by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
mugGet the Mud trackmug.

National Track Star Day

National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year
by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023
mugGet the National Track Star Daymug.

sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.
"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.
by ohdann December 18, 2012
mugGet the sidebar-trackedmug.

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Trackmug.

Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.
My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.
by ITFT August 18, 2021
mugGet the Warning Trackmug.

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