My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?

Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass

by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

by hDark August 28, 2025