Onesome

Masturbation, masturbating or to masturbate. Synonymous with jerking off, rubbing one out, diddling, the skittle, DJing, and gooning.

Majority of my sexual interactions have been onesome rarely a twosome and never a threesome

by WeirdnotQuirky February 27, 2026

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onesixthree

Biggest moron on the minecraft anarchy server 9b9t. If you associate with him, OffCamber will kill you on sight.

onesixthree is a moron.

by OffCamber June 28, 2025

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oneshotted

A state of psychosis brought on by a single exposure to something. Used in the context of powerful psychadelics or (more recently) delusional behavior brought on by excessive ChatGPT use.

My friend was oneshotted by some ayahuasca awhile back. He quit his job, got divorced, and became a travelling circus performer last that I heard.

by nothingidk32124234 July 17, 2025

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OneSchooled

The action of writing an incident report to your school profile within the Queensland Department of Education state school system.

One: "Did you get OneSchooled?" Two: "Yep, I did a bad thing..."

by mine_1 August 4, 2025

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To be so blown away by a single incident that your entire mental architecture is re-wired, your beliefs permanently altered.

The implication is of an almost druglike fugue state.

Prior to its recent adapted meaning, oneshotted originated gamer slang: "When an opponent kills you in a single blow, you have been oneshotted."

“‘Ayahuasca’ is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like ‘heal internalized racism trauma’ and basically get oneshotted by it.” - tweet by @landsharkrides

by runcibleduck August 6, 2025

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