The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
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Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
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#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
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2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.
Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009
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Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
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