phone-bot 

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.

Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"

phone-bot by Jypcie February 6, 2009

Phone bot 

A person who is constantly using there cell phone.

I cannot believe how so many people are constantly using there cell phones all of the time , it's like every time you see them there head's are buried in them walking , waiting or even while trying to pay for something at the register in the store even while driving a car , it's like these people have become phone bots .

Phone bot by CFOD May 7, 2022

Phone Bot 

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

Phone Bot by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014

phone bottom 

When someone has run out of credit on their phone, or has out going call restrictions from an unpaid bill. They can't make calls, only recieve.

GUY 1 "Did you hear from him"
GUY 2 "I sent a text but he didn't respond"
GUY 1 "He probably can't as he's always out of credit. Call him, he's a total phone bottom

phone bottom by jonny seymour August 5, 2010

the phone works both ways 

An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.

child: grandma ! i haven’t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??

the phone works both ways by turkeyburgersavage June 22, 2023

both hands on the phone 

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

both hands on the phone by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021