Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

Butt hit

Another word for anal, sometimes very hard. Being butt hit can be used with anything like a sex toy or with a human/animal penis. When you're a virgin but want to butt hit.

Miley: Hey Karina, did you get butt hit?
Karina: "What does Butt hit mean
Miley: Anal
Karina: "Not tonight, I don't know if I'm prepared to..."

by Skyhighjams February 1, 2020

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

Hit a combo

Smoking a joint with more than one strain of marijuana.

"Yo Glynis, you wanna hit a combo and go to space?"

by My Point Exactly October 6, 2011

Shotgun hit

ALOT of smokers say this is when you hit a blunt and exhale into someone else’s mouth. Usually because the person receiving it doesn’t wanna smoke a lot, possible in a rush and can’t sit back to smoke the whole blunt, doesn’t like the taste of blunts, doesn’t know how to smoke correctly or just wants to try it out getting high for the first time (wrong IMO because that’s second-hand smoke, and you usually blow out less than you inhale)

ADVANCED “shotgunning” steps:
1) person A puts the lit end of the blunt inside their mouth

2) the receiver of the hit, person B, puts the normal side in their mouth

3) A begins blowing and B inhales at the same time
Since A is blowing through the blunt, B is getting a lot more smoke faster which tends to cause the head rush, eye-watering, uncontrollable cough that knocks you off your feet and instantly high.

(This is the way I usually see veteran smokers do it, and you don’t touch lips or get close enough to make some uncomfortable)

Clever name, since a real shotgun disperses a lot of ammo with one shot, it can knock either the shooter or the target off their feet, and it normally only takes one or two hits to finish the job. Plus you feel like you were hit with a shotgun after coughing so hard.

Him: I swear, all I do is roll pearls....

*lights blunt, takes a couple hits*

Him:.....babe, you smokin?

Her: Will you give me a shotgun hit??

Him: Of course!

*Shotgun*

*She begins coughing uncontrollably while he laughs*

Him: You good?

Her: *still coughing trying to catch her breath*

Uh-huh!

by Trillism November 10, 2020

hit and leave

meaning you are going to fuck a girl and then leave her.

homeboy: "aye u gon' get her pregnant?"
fuckboy: "nahhh imma hit and leave"

by iwantfood379 March 15, 2018