Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
by Flare! April 2, 2020
Get the Is this real life?mug. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL.
by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023
Get the Crafti realmug. by Just another internet nigga January 11, 2022
Get the Real hatermug. Nick: Why did you de-activate your Facebook account?
Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.
Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.
by cherryblossom January 4, 2011
Get the real-workingmug. by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022
Get the Real Sufferingmug. A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
Get the A Real Gentlemanmug. Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
by Radchu24 February 24, 2021
Get the A real definitionmug.