(Man holds up a cardboard sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD)
NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.
SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?
NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.
SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?
by Blue Collar December 7, 2006
Get the Will work for foodmug. When u get home from work. And. Get a bj and nut on her face and as she walks to the bathroom to clean up she trips over ur boots and face plants the cum into the rug
My boy Justin. Gave that girl the working man last night said it was funny as hell till someone had to clean the rug
by Birch hood October 15, 2016
Get the The working manmug. 2 conceivable scenarios
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.
I'm going for a work wank.
I'm going for a work wank.
by Disco October 21, 2005
Get the work wankmug. the bane off all Yr 9's 10's and 11's
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!
by god May 14, 2003
Get the course workmug. by shwern May 6, 2006
Get the paper workmug. by munkz April 30, 2006
Get the clock workmug. "I would have paid more attention to Rafe's presentation but I was distracted by his work cock." He shouldn't have worn flat front jeans today."
by KNME May 20, 2009
Get the Work Cockmug.