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nintendrone

An extremely underloved gamer, commonly stereotyped as a rude Nintendo-only gamer, especially by hyprocritical and inadequate ps2xbots. Very smart gamers.
I hate Nintendrones, PS2 and Xbox is the best!
by Peter66 September 3, 2005
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Nintendo

A once respectable software company, now makes childrens games for children. Still stuck to the simple idea of only playing games on a system, when Sony and Microsoft both have DVD and Internet capablities along with great gaming.
nintendo blows now
by lynch mob April 27, 2003
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nintendo

a gaming company whose most relatable aspect is its similarity to "the heifer that never learned."
The cow that doesn't seem to get the concept of Electric fence, and no matter how many times it walks smack into it, never understands that that shock came as a direct result of the fence.
donate to the "teach nintendo to advertise" fund.
by Link the Wolf July 19, 2008
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Nintendo Wii

An overclocked GameCube bought by idiot consumers who don't know shit about real gaming who will hit themselves in the head when they realize the superior graphics of the 360 and PS3.
Nintendo Wii consumer - "My Wii is small and cheap. I love to play with my Wii all day."

360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."

PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."
by NotAFanBoy JustAWiiHater April 2, 2007
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Death of Nintendo

Nintendo gaming consoles were, for a very long period of time, the monopoly of the gaming industry. However, advances in PC gaming technology, as well as the intergration of the failing Sega company into the growing Sony Playstation market, and the introduction of Microsoft's X-Box, have proven to be potent in a market which Nintendo has been unable to succeed in the past decade... the adolescent market.

Nintendo's marketing strategy consists of gearing itself towards younger gamers, which more child-like titles, while at the same time attempting to win back it's nostalgia fanbase with remakes of classics such as Zelda and Metroid. Unfortunately, in the face of powerhouses such as the GTA series, Halo, and PC titles like Half-Life and pretty much any game Blizzard makes, Nintendo has been unable to compete with Sony and Microsoft.

This has lead to what some people believe the Nintendo Gamecube being the last Nintendo system (much like Sega's Dreamcast). The opposition to this are, the aforementioned 'nostalgia' gamers, who during the late 80's earlier 90's, instead of actually studying in school or working and getting money, played 'The Last Great Console' (NES or SNES, depending on what moron you ask) all day, and are now 30 year old males sitting in their parent's basement longing for the 'good ol days' when game challenges consist of whether or not Mario was going to move the direction you told him to.

Nintendo's latest marketing ploy is the DS, in an attempt to winback the handheld gaming industry in which it has dominated with it's Gameboy. However, heavy advertising and anticipation for Sony's PSP prove to be more than a match for Nintendo.

The 80's are over people. MJ is a pedophile, Alf went back to his planet, and Nintendo is a has-been gaming company.
Nowadays, whenever I visit a friends house, and the idea of playing video games come up, it's either Halo 2, GTA:SA, or a Sony sporting game... not Mario Kart on SNES you imbeciles.
by The Sub April 26, 2005
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Nintendo

1.A Gay-ass game company who only has one game a teen would like,"Gears of War"
2.A Gay-ass game company who made a device that was desined to hert people and brake glass and TVs,otherwise known as the "Wii"
1.Wow,Nintendo is gay...
2.God damn it!My stupid Wii broke my TV!
by Darka November 19, 2007
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Nintendo Switch

Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?
by iLoveBacon9 November 6, 2016
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