nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Butt nipple

The term used for a very large, painful, and uncomfortable pimple located on your gluteus maximus, or more widely named, your butt.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you down for a couple drinks at the pub tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed to take care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."

by WhatsUpFuttBuckers June 02, 2020

diamond nipples

When your nipple is so hard it could cut diamonds

My nipples are so hard I have diamond nipples

by Blastmastr644 March 13, 2015

crippled nipple

The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled

john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday

by poptartslapper March 06, 2014

Nipple Twerk

The ,awesome, resulting action of a girl's nipples while twerking.

Not only was the twerk awesome, but did you see the nipple twerk that girl had goin on..?

by The Bota King February 04, 2019

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

Nipple lice

Nipple lice is like crabs, but they live on your Nipple hair. They are very itchy but make a good snack. They are most common during puberty, because that's when you get nipple hairs.

Timothy looked down. Not at his dick, but at his nipples. There, he saw nipple lice. He was hungry and thus began the snacking.

by TheHandBurgler November 29, 2019