Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015

eskimo nipple

When you nut on the nipple and it gets hard forming an igloo.

Your girl has Eskimo nipples!

by Eskimo papi January 29, 2018

Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

nipple hicky

When a man or woman's nipple is riddled with hickies. nipple hickies for days

Casper has a nipple hicky. In fact Casper's got mad nipple hickies. I think he may be the hamburgler

by Barbara's Bush November 3, 2013

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

nipple brow

A collection of chest hairs concentrated above a male's nipples.

That dude's nipple brow looked like his chest was eye-fucking me.

by sundeviljoel September 26, 2009