he need some milk

when you suck dick

He need some milk...from some DICK!

by Seymour Dix November 03, 2016

i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

by Jett Featherston December 31, 2015

whip it out like it needs air

When a masculine man pulls out his phallus for recreational activity.

That bitch is so hot! I just, I just have to whip it out like it needs air.

by LRguy October 12, 2007

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 06, 2017

we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.

person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school

by classy ass-bitch April 17, 2016

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

What you say after spending your bus money at the bar

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021