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Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.
Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

cracked_out_mushroom 

The coolest most awesome mutual ever
I'm mutuals with @cracked_out_mushroom on tiktok, he's so cool!

mushshrooms 

Two people who are absolutley best mates and are two halves of a whole, eg a mush and a shroom
No matter what happens they will always be soul mates.
Person 1 -'Why are those two girls always together?'
Person 2 - 'Oh, they're mushshrooms, they're never apart'
mushshrooms by izzzzzy May 8, 2013

purple mushroom 

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

pauses and removes tongue off mushroom 

literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs

mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!

some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!

mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)

please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.

magic mushroom 

mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom
shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics