Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007

Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.

That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.

by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009

Shady muffin

A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.

"Have you been down to Bristol St?"

"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."

by zaqdaq January 4, 2009

Lung Muffin

The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.

I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.

by thetruthmang April 28, 2009

Milk Muffins

Boobs.

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?

by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010

Mackin Muffins

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina

Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up

by RonRex May 7, 2010